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matty cakes

The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.

Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.

by fagggatron November 23, 2021


matty a

a bitch

matty a is a bitch

by MrdoIsYe13 December 13, 2021


matty egan

The best person in the world there is 1 person and he is the best

Matty Egan can do everything

by Matty Egan November 27, 2017


Harrison Mattis

10/10 sex. But loves himself to much to ever love you. London bait so he thinks his the shit. A very handsome mixed race male. Could get away with being about 20 and his name gives off white people vibes.

Me: omg have you seen Harrison Mattis.

Friend: yeah but his to prestige !

by Ahbdndjd May 31, 2020


Harrison Mattis

10/10 sex. But loves himself to much to ever love you. London bait so he thinks his the shit

. A very handsome mixed male.

Me: omg have you seen Harrison Mattis. He’s so sexy

Friend: yeah but his to prestige !

by Ahbdndjd May 31, 2020


St Patty Matty

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day

“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed

by princessej March 25, 2018


Matty Milburn

Absolute fucking legend

Matty Milburn is a fucking legend

by Anonymous 74 June 7, 2019