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He is Indian but lives In the United States. He is in 6th grade. He is a noob at everything. He trys to get girls , but sadly he can't.
My mom is a meet patel.
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Is meeting a person with out any strings attached and continues on to fine out more about the person before going into a comited relationship.
However can also mean meeting one person for a long period of time whilst still meeting other people but the usual is meeting one person is like a relationship.....
Sarah: oh where meeting steady
Aidan: yeah just me and you no strings attached
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To beat the meet.
Slang for male masturbation or simply just jack off or spank the monkey.
Pulling in your dick to achieve and/or semen.
A dicipline often performed by boys/men thursday afternoon at the computer with closed curtains and internet browser turned on, on sites like "alte oma" dot com or "free porn but we need your mothers credit card number" dot com etc.
"I'm going home to beat the meet."
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Probably the best thing ever created. While NDP might think that it was ripped off of them, true Maryvale girls know the real meaning behind Gym Meet. It's all about who's the best out of all the class and who's the most spirited/united out of the bunch. Working on a $7 budget per person, classes prove that there is ingenuity and creativity by the costumes, formations, songs and other assorted dances and whatnot that come out of Gym Meet. How else can you explain a class walking around in spandex? Twice. In front of the whole school. And being totally proud of that fact. The thing about Gym Meet is that it shows just how close a class is with each other. Sometimes, banner winners have gotten their formations, songs and marches down in a matter of days. Whether they're Senior Rocks, Spartans, Eggs, Skators or Sky-divers; Junior Cicadas, Nerds, Jailbirds, Geniuses, or 2007 flashing back to the 70's; Sophomore Scubas, Beatles, Sorcerors, or Sumos; Freshman Fishes, Football, Fireman, Surfers or Army; true Maryvale girls know how to do Gym Meet and how to do it right. It's just something that's in the air and is caught. It's infectious. AND IT'S SO TOTALLY MARYVALE!
NDP GIRL: Your Gym Meet is SO ripped off of ours.
MVP GIRL: So?
NDP GIRL: Ours is way better.
MVP GIRL: Where do you do yours?
NDP GIRL: In the gym.
MVP GIRL: Bah. We only do it in the gym if it's lightening and thundering outside. We do it like real women. On the fields. In the mud or the rain when necessary.
NDP GIRL: EWWWWW! That's gross and so nasty and unsophisticated.
MVP GIRL: Nope, that's Maryvale for you. Say, have you done your marches, formations, dances and songs with bare feet.
NDP GIRL: No. Why?
MVP GIRL: We have. Outside. With some mud. It's cooler that way.
NDP GIRL: AHHHH! MONSTROSITY! I CAN'T STAND IT! *runs away, crying, having been properly beat*
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a wonderous show featuring travis barker, of the broken up band, blink 182, and currently a member of the transplants, and his wife shanna, an actress, and a playmate. its a reality show showing the life of the happy couple. you often see travis with no shirt and shanna taking care of their kids. its really good. end of story. no dought. kbye.
MEET THE BARKERs MOMENT
shanna (one who spends about 70% of her life sleeping): i love sunrise. its my favorite time of day
travis: HAHAHAHAHAHA. SUNRISE?!
shanna: im serious!
travis: youre always sleeping, honey. HAHAHAHHAA.
shanna: TRAVIS!
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A power meeting is a high powered meeting which takes place at Fernando’s coffee shop or the Trads meeting room. These meetings are planned no longer than 5 minutes in advance and last as long as it takes.
Jackie. 'where has Joe gone?'
Little Joe 'Joe in in a power meeting'
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It was that time of the month, so I got my boyfriend off with a meet and greet.
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