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A football player that only scores from penalty kicks, i.e. Pionel Pepsi
During the World Cup, Papa Infantino gave Lionel Messi 5 penalties and the dwarf managed to score four. He's such a pen merchant! No team in football history has ever been awarded five penalties in one world cup!
Vargentina, led by the renowned pen merchant Pessi, won the rigged World Cup of Qatar. This trophy will be remembered as one of the most shameful chapters of football history
One who commonly peruses women with large abdominal prowess(big ass).
Alexis is lokey a bunda merchant. I see him get excited when the Latinas walk by.
BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT
BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT LIKES PENALTIES
A driver who uses racing line assist on the Formula 1 2022 Video Game
‘Hey did you see his lap? He is such a line merchant’
Someone easily rendered nervous or scared at the thought of taking a slight risk.
Check this farter merchant, scared to go home 4 minutes early.
When you post a video, podcast or similar and mistakenly believe you are credible…when in reality you are an obvious charlatan.
Did you see that podcast Mo did? It was confidently nonsensical. What a horsefeather merchant.
Someone who plays the fifa video game nearly every day and uses the Griddy emote after every goal scored. They do this so that the opponent rage quits or breaks a controller.
Man these fucking Griddy merchants! They must get zero pussy. I can just smell the stench through the mic.