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Garbage Merchant

Any retailer that sells junk, knowingly defective products, has shitty or non-existent technical support, and just sells completely and utterly useless crap. Garbage Merchant products should be bought and thrown directly in the trash. If you purchase from a Garbage Merchant, consider that you have just made a donation to them and got next to nothing in return.
Some examples of Garbage Merchant sales items include: 1) Anything at a dollar store, 2) knick-knack shops, 3) most independently owned, used car dealerships.

Two shoppers at a dollar store:

Shopper One: "This place has a lot of cheap crap."
Shopper Two: "Yeah, it's basically a Garbage Merchant."

by Jordicolas November 16, 2020


muff merchant

Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes

Dude, you don't want to waste your time.
You can't afford her. She's a muff merchant.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 2, 2020


Cabbage Merchant

THE BEST CHARACTER IN AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER(ATLA). He is OP and the strongest. He honestly solos any fictional universe. The best character out there. Also means loved, frustrated, and loves cabbages more than family.

Wow, don't you just love the Cabbage Merchant.
MYY CABBAGESSSS"ATLA".

by Cactus_Juicy January 31, 2023


noise merchant

A right-wing nut job who peddles conspiracy theories that are not based in fact, have little evidentiary support, and are targeted toward non-critical thinkers who are generally gullible.

Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh are not journalists but simply noise merchants.

by Big Grinder June 18, 2019


Cap Merchant

Someone who is constantly known for lying and not standing by their word.

Me: you online tonight?

Friend: yeah I’ll be on at 8pm

*now 10pm and still no sign of them*
Me: You’re an absolute cap merchant!

by Frostiee2209 June 27, 2022


Merchant

Weird twitter user

"That merchant guy is strange"

by idekwhoiamanymore12 November 26, 2022


Merchant

One who deals, reals and steals hoes.

Hahaha, That kid is a merchant; always playing those poor girls”

by Liam Chain July 28, 2024