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Miley Cyrus Syndrome, or MCS for short, is an affliction whereby males mistakenly believe that a female is attractive based on her accomplishments or social status, despite her hideous appearance.
For the female version of MCS, see Michael Phelps Syndrome.
Geoff: Wow, Jenna Fischer is so hot.
Brad: No, you just think she's hot because she's on The Office.
Geoff: But she's so cute.
Brad: Are you kidding? She's not really even tappable. You've clearly got Miley Cyrus Syndrome.
Geoff: Whatever. What time is Grey's on tomorrow?
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A disease that cannot be avoided if you like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana and you are over the age of 9. (Yeah, this applies to ANYONE in the double-digits age range. Anyone! Tweens be warned!)
Symptoms of Miley Destiny Hopelessness are falling to the bottom of the social ladder, bad tastes in music, bad acting tastes, bad fashion taste (unless you have a wardrobe stylist), being outcasted, ridiculed behind your back, ridiculed in front of your face, posting dirty pictures of yourself on the internet, not being able to count, ears bleeding, speaking way too loud, snobbiness, slutiness, and a hopeless fascination with The Jonas Brothers- more specifically, Nick Jonas.
The only way to cure this disease is to realize what a nasty, no-talent whore Miley Cyrus really is, and to burn anything that you own that has anything to do with being a fan of her.
Girl 1: I'm Joanne's friend, so I'm going to have to get her out of being a... Miley Cyrus fan *shudder* She's become such a slut, now. And she listens to her music all the time. Being a fan of her is only okay for kids 6 years younger than her, but for our age, she's never going to make it through life.
Girl 2: *gasp* Sounds like Joanne's got a case of Miley Destiny Hopelessness. It sounds really bad, too. With your support, though, she just might make it through!
Girl 1: Yeah, but if she doesn't, I'll be forced to not be her friend anymore. =(
Girl 2: Don't worry, we won't give up until she's healthy again!
Girl 1: Yeah, let's go burn some Hannah Montana music store standees!
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Miley Cyrus Syndrome is a common syndrome among teens. M.C.S causes teens to act foolish in public to receive attention. People who have M.C.S usually show or do weird things online to receive attention. People with M.C.S are usually found online, mostly on social networking sites as Facebook, Twitter and Mostly Vines. M.C.S also includes people who show off their body in public for attention. These people are usually females, they show them selves on social networking site mostly.
If you or someone you know have the Miley Cyrus Syndrome, you or they should quickly cure it.
A simple cure is to go to Youtube.com and watch the music video Wrecking Ball - By Miley Cyrus to traumatize yourself or others to make them quickly realize what they are doing. This is a serious syndrome and can lead to permanent disorder.
It can lead to Miley Cyrus Disorder which damages your brain to make you think that everyone agrees on the weird things you do.
*There is currently no cure to the disorder, so you should cure the syndrome before it gets too serious.*
Person 1: *Takes pic of herself, posts on internet and calls it selfie monday, tuesday, wednesday...*
Person 2: *Films himself twerking and posts it online.*
Person 3: *Makes weird, lame Vines to get attention*
The all have The Miley Cyrus Syndrome.
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When a 18 year old girl gets high on her birthday , Kinda like the mile high club but with less sex and more drugs.
Miley Cyrus smoked salvia after turning 18 and started a new iconic group of stoner girls.
When you smoke something that gets you really high on your birthday your in the Miley high club
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The miley and mandy show is a youtube show that 15 year old star Miley Cyrus has started with her friend, and 21 year old dancer Mandy Jiroux, who also happends to be a glamour model, and there a pictures of her all over the net wearing 'sexy' lingerine and bunny ears, etc. She is a bad influence on young Miley.
The show consists of the two sluts talking about crap, and mostly running around screaming like retarted tweeny boppers. Alot of people watch the show, but only the stupid 13 year old girls of Youtube find it funny.
The twosome have made about 9 videos so far, one of which is a dance battle with the choreographer from blockbuster step up 2.
On the showshomepage, Miley writes something like: "99% of the video comments are wonderful and encouraging, but we sometimes get afew that are just rude and uncalled for"
It's more than only 1% bad comments.. Looking at them, It's probably the other way around.
The girls stupidly did a parody a video from fellow Disney Channel stars, Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez's show, causing abit of discreet bitchiness. In a recent interview with Twist Magazine, Selena says that neither her or Demi got offended by the parody, and that 'It was flattering! They do say immitation is the nicest form of flattery' which to me sounds abit sarcastic..
If you ask me, the whole idea for the show is just going to cause more controversy, say if Miley accidently does a seductive pose or something without thinking about it, Disney have a stupid hissy fit and yet ANOTHER Miley Cyrus scandol kicks off.
But what confuses me the most, why the fuck is a 21 year old doing hanging round with a 15 year old?
Basic miley and mandy show episode:
Miley: Hey guys!
Mandy: YEEEP
Miley: WOOOO YEEP TEEE LAA LAA WOOP
*Both girls laugh for no reason endlessley for about 5 hours while preteen girls sit and watch for no reason whatsoever*
Random preteen slut: THE MILEY AND MILEY SHOW ROCKS!
Normal Preteen, or anyone else with sense: WTF are you watching this crap for?
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A horrible disease that requires a large caliber bullet no less then .45 to the head. death is the only way to rid the body of this disease afterword the body must be dipped in acid buried 100 feet in the ground covered in molten led and covered over in concrete. Anyone who has been in contact with such person or been to her concerts must be quarantined and immediately exterminated.
Dude Jake went to the Miley Cyrus concert and the government came and took him.
He must of been diagnosed with Miley Cyrus disease he's a dead man walking
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When a girl is on her knees and you stand in front of her, grab your erection and then while pushing it back and forth you swing your hips and smack your "wrecking" balls into her face.
Last night my girlfriend was feeling adventurous so we put on hannah montana and I miley's wrecking balled her.