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Minecraft

a game that everyone says pewdiepie made better again even though IT WAS LAZARBEAM YOU MOTHER FUC-

minecraft? more like good game 9 years ago! am i right?

by epik Yello May 2, 2020

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Minecraft

Minecraft Is A Cringy Game For Little 4 Year Olds

Bill - Hey Whats Your Favorite Game

Max - Minecraft
Bill - Wow What A Little Cringy 4 Year Old I Dont Wanna Be Friends With People Who Play Minecraft

by Ricky12 September 26, 2018

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Minecraft

Minecraft is a place where kids with autism and ADHD go instead of playing with their friends.

Mother: Come down here its dinner
Kid: SHUT UP I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!

by postulating potato May 28, 2018

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Minecraft

Released in 2009; A virtual game in which a player must walk, fly or run around, building, mining, destroying etc, in a world filled with blocks. Mainly aimed at children around the ages of 6-13. However, on YouTube, there are a few adults who play the game for others to watch. Since it's release on Notch's (Creator of Minecraft) Website, there are now over 10,000,000+ Users who play the bestselling video game. It comes on many devices - Xbox, Playstation, PC, I.O.S, MAC, Samsung and hopefully in the future, VR.

Person 1: "What game would you like to play today, William?"
Person 2: "Minecraft, the best-selling game!"

by DollyDefinitions March 25, 2018

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Minecraft

The definition of god minecraft is god everyone knows except for people who ejaculate into a cup then continues to drink it then dies of aids the next day.
So yeah minecraft.

Person1 minecraft is my life it is amazing in every way.
Person2 no it’s not
Person1 gets the whole town and starts ripping his eyeballs off and feeding them to their cats since they were really hungry.

by Taygimoo July 9, 2019

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Minecraft

A game for stupid 9 year olds or washed up YouTubers

9 year old-Want to play minecraft? Me-Wtf no you high

by Fortnite is for virgins May 5, 2018

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Minecraft

A Highly Addictive drug that was Used Between 2011 and 2018. Use Started dying once Some people Made a New Drug Called Fortnite Which even more Addictive than Minecraft. Minecraft let's your Imagination go higher than a Jamaican dude. It soon became popular again in 2019 once someone modified it.

Tim: Dude. Why are you playing Minecraft? That game is dead.
Carlos: Why are YOU playing Fortnite!?
That game is Overrated!
Tim: Your right. Wanna see our Old worlds we made as kids?

by Stealtynoob May 7, 2020

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