little mitch

The act of masturbating and frying chicken while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto

Coastie got so involved with his little mitch that he crashed his 1971 Ford Pinto into the drive through window of his local KFC.

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mitch bekman

has the biggest dick in the world and wraps it around his waist 14 times.

yo whatd u do last night?
i helped mitch bekman wrap his dick around his waist

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Edgy Mitch

Doesn’t know what the hells going on but can make that damn shield

Edgy Mitch, Shield master

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Manimal Mitch

n : (informal) an important influential person (syn: Head Honcho, God)

We rule, ok?

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money makin mitch

A person who gets money by any means. And is always willing to spread the wealth.

Oh hey this my home girl. We call her money makin Mitch she’s always securing the bag.

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Pulling a Mitch Conner

Any time you do something on accident either in your benefit or not done with your hands is called pulling a Mitch Conner

Did you see that play in the game, he pulled a Mitch Conner to score...

There goes that driver pulling a Mitch Conner to cut across 4 lanes of highway to catch the exit...

I just dropped my lighter, look at me pulling a Mitch Conner...

The Mitch Hansen Band

A band who writes songs about events that occur in the book Twilight. Most of which are funny and all are relevent.

"Did you read that book Twilight?
"Nah, I just listen to the Mitch Hansen Band. They pretty much explain the book."