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When someone thinks they are working out when they do various workouts during intermissions between Call of Duty games.
COD player: Whoa that was a good game, okay i gotta go take out the trash....
Other Player: Your pathetic everyone here knows your doing sit-ups you lazy sack of cum!
COD player: Sorry it's my Modern Warfare workout.
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A cuckhold is a married man who enjoys/encourages his wife to enjoy sex with other men! Often he is bi-sexual& sometimes crossdresses-His role is to make shure his wife enjoys herself with or without him present! Wife has contol of both his& her sexlife! Husband is usally very subserviant& enjoys it!
I'm a cuckhold to my wife& allways looking for boyfriends for her to enjoy thier company in& out of bed-She allso likes to keep me dressed fem as much as possible& enjoys watching her "Boyfriends" use me sometimes!
This is the Real "Cuckhold(modern day )"
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The game in which you will never stop playing. And when you do your mind keeps playing........
Jose: You want to play some Futbol?
Enrique: Deploying C4
Jose: What?
Enrique: Shitttt Shot the dog he going for my neck
Jose; Dude modern warfare 2 fucked you up.
Enrique: Uav spotted. Get your Cold-blooded on
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The end to all girlfriends as we know it.
Dude are you getting Modern Warfare 3 when it comes out?
YES!!! Im gonna have to break up with my girlfriend when it does.
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In other words THE GAYEST GAME EVER MADE!!
it is sometimes known as MODDED GAYFARE 2
Do not waste your time on this piece of shit...
MW2 FAG: OMFG i just got modern warfare 2!!
Epiic guy: dude,your a fag...
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A scientific theory developed by Steve Peterson regarding the taxonomy and phylogeny of modern day utensils.
The Spoon Gang was founded on the premises provided by this theory.
The chart of the Evolution of Modern Utensils will be released soon.
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Infinity Ward's redemption of the Call of Duty franchise, brought back many old-school COD players.
"Hey dude have you heard about Modern Warfare 2019? We might need to bring the gang back together!" -COD Veteran 1
"Real shit? I haven't played with them since MW2!" -COD Veteran 2
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