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When the penis is used to smear semen on a woman's belly.
Pete used his penis mop to rub in the cum on Trena.
Mopping the Deck in when you are about to cum you pull out cum on her then hold your erect penis like the handle of a mop and your balls and the mop head and mop that shit up
Guy 1: yo my girl is so into pirates I treated her to mopping the deck
Guy 2: dude I tried that with my girlfriend last month now shes mine for good
A crude reference to a tampon.
In the women's john, you can find the crotch mops next to the ass wipes.
You put a bunch of shit on yo mop then when someone uses it there is shit all over the floor
I shit on a mop and I'm going to use it to make my whole floor smell like shitty asses
My gf gave me a shitty mop and made it look like it wasent dirty not my floor smells like ass
Disappointed, let down, feeling cheated. Literally, left with a bad taste in the mouth.
I was looking forward to the party but I was left sucking the mop.
Refers to Travis Netting, the bucket being his absolute dump truck, and the mop being his luscious locks of curly hair.
“He’s got the Bucket and the Mop,
Travis is the WAP.”
When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.
"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"
"Noooo! What did you do?"
"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"