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Josh-Moses is ana amazing friend who cares about you he is very smart and wants to be in the household calvary
He also is so drippy
Person 1: Josh-Moses is so wet
Person 2: no he's not he just tries his best in everything he does
Is a absolute tit. He often takes unpaid leave from work to sip on that purple drank
Wow look at that Moses marnes he stinks dirty sprite
Anastomosis: medical term meaning the connection or joining of two tubular structures.
A penetrative sex act where the receiving partner has a colostomy or ileostomy. The penetrative partner then fucks the anus (blind pouch) while reaching down and eating out the ostomy. Fingering the ostomy is accepted for half points.
Can be reversed by performing a Philadelphia Sidecar while simultaneously eating the ass.
" did you hear about Charlene's accident? She's lucky to be alive but she has to shit in a bag."
" Of course I heard. I called her last night to schedule her a nasty Moses."
Another term to describe Harriet Tubman. Traditionally said after history class.
*Sees Harriet Tubman* "Fuck it, Nigga Moses"
Is fucking badass & calls Mexicans MOJos and Wet Backs
"Moses stone said "Shut the fuck up Wet Back
The sothern Illinois version of saying "holy shit". Usually said by 40+ yr old men with shaved heads often named R...o..b..b..i..e with "-ie" in the end not "-y". Work at banks or something like that.
Girl, she be like " 200 men in Illinois dont earn $10,282 a year...OMG!"
R..o..b..b..i..e, he be like "JOLLY MOSES!!..!..!" (he be throwing some candy at that girl.)
Jesus, he be like "HELLOOO!"
A Jewish man who splats his pants
You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses