Mother Lover

A polite and alternate way of saying mother fucker

*argument strikes as respected family member walks into room* owww that hurt you Mother Lover

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mother's day

In California state issued welfare checks are issued monthly every 1st and the 15th, known to many in ghetto communities as "mothers day"

"Aaaw shit, look at these long assed baby cryin, loud ass ghetto folks up in this supermart... you should never do your shopping on mothers day.

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Mother Lake

Often used within the online queer community (aka Stans), Mother Lake is a divine lake where female artists, actresses, performers, etc. go before putting out their best work. The name comes from the term “Mother”, which queer communities use when defining their favorite celebrity. In many ways, Mother Lake serves as a source of spiritual enlightenment and inspiration, and only the best can swim there.

Person 1: Did you stream Do We Have A Problem??

Person 2: Omg yasss!! Nicki served, took a dip into Mother Lake just to gag the rap girlies.

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my mother

The birthgiver of your very being. The only reason ypu exist

My mother ate karen .

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Mother Dearest

Can also be used as Father Dearest, Mother Dearest is a respectful way to address ones own parents in response to one of their questions.

Mother Dearest, I am currently unable to unload the automatic kitchen-ware cleaning utility due to the fact of hundreds of thousands of virtual users watching me click buttons and move pixels for hours on end.

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Your mother

1.)A phrase said to another person when there is nothing else to say.
2.)A mean comeback to a person.

Sare:"What are you doing tonight?"
John:"Your mother."

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Half Mother

your half sibling's mother. The bitch that marries your dad, has kids with him, and then files a false protective order against him while he’s on the road working so his kids can have a decent life. Now cause of the bitch, your dad is on the road with nothing, your half sister becomes like her, and your half brother is addicted to medication cause of being influenced by his mother into thinking he’s sick. Your dad meets your mom, divorces the previous bitch, and you’re born; gets married to your mom. Your dad has to pay child support because the bitch half mother set a court date for child custody, but fled to another state and set another court date for child support; your father couldn’t show up because the bitch lied and said she didn’t know where he was located. Now as time flies your dad owes a shit load of money cause of not finding out about child support till many years later, your half brother’s old enough to make his own decisions so moves in with you, your half sister is identical in attitude to her bitch mother and stays with her; the bitch half mother gets on welfare so she doesn’t have to pay many expenses, then she fakes a handicap so she gets disability and doesn’t have to work.(continued)

Now your dad’s working his ass off to pay most of his check on child support, the half mother isn’t doing shit but gets lots of money to spend; she doesn’t spend child support money on children by the way, your dad gets a heart attack and surgery from overworking himself; he dies many times but is revived. When the heart situation’s all better, a new court day is set; your dad and half mother show up this time. The half mother bitches about money, dad’s attorney says she’s lucky she gets any period since the kids are adults. Bitch half mother gets mad; the issue is over; bitch gets no more money. Dad still has to pay child support though, just not near as much per check.

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