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It means that you're hot and sexy, and also good enough to eat!
Person A: You're such a shag muffin!
Person B: Thanks!
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After a man shoots his load all over a womens clit, she makes him eat it.
After Matt shot his load all over Jenn's twat,she insisted he eat her protein muffin.
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(n): A spoiled, entitled, bratty child of exceptionally rotten demeanor. Referring to a muffin that should have been discarded.
You should have seen the tantrum that was thrown by a garbage muffin I saw in Safeway!
"I hate you and you're stupid! I want candy, now!", screamed the Garbage Muffin.
Garbage Muffins aren't born, they're made.
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The term made famous by the film Mean Girls
Means too cum on a vag.
'Is your muffin buttered?'
'Would you like me too assign someone butter your muffin?'
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running up to a complete stranger and fisting them
im gonna muffin spack that tranny
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Orange Muffin can mean whatever you like.
"He is SO orange muffin!"
(hot)
"It's really orange muffin of you to bring that up at a time like this."
(inappropriate)
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A person who meets someone they like and is instantly overbearing, obsessive, and smothering. Oftentimes Muffin Freezers will take your half-eaten muffin from your first date and store it in his/her freezer as a keepsake. They do not get the hint that they are creepy - ever.
Muffin Freezers will do any of the following things:
Freeze your muffin.
Call non-stop
Track you down on myspace, facebook, and twitter
Google your name
Want to become friends with your friends
Pay way more attention to you than any human being should ever pay to another human being.
Muffin Freezers are NOT to be trusted.
The first date went ok, but I have a sneaking suspicion the guy is a Muffin Freezer - he already sent me 5 text messages on my way home from the restaurant.
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