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Elon Musk is a very wicked man, wanting to enslave mankind with cybernetic implant technology like in the game Cyberpunk 2077 and control everyone though this tech (Neuralink). Right now he's pretending to be all for the children of Gaza and the Free Palestine movement, but don't be deceived! He is only doing this for selfish clout and gain, he doesn't give a shit about the kids of Gaza, being a Satanist himself sacrificing little children in his Satanic rituals. He supports the apartheid of Israel, just like how his family benefitted apartheid in South Africa , as well as cobalt child mining in the Congos for his cars. He also supported a coup in Bolivia.
He is a fraudster, always trying to scam people for the Whore of Babylon and her fallen angel demon's benefit. He pretends to be cool, relatable, and trendy, but it's all just a deception to see what he can do to fleece you. Elon Musk is hated by the Urbanist community for scamming public transportation funding and he just a dumb as Javier Milei, the currently elected Argentine president. Tesla vehicles aren't even that good quality, even Chinese vechiles are better quality. He's a loser and will be exposed for what he's truly is, a lying spy.
Elon Musk is a complete dumbass!
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the world's richest and oldest 5 year old
Things Elon Musk has accomplished:
- make the worst payment "service" (PayPal)
- buy and subsequently ruin even further the worst social media platform (Twitter)
- invent a truck that looks like a brutalist toad (Cybertruck)
- invent a worse subway which doubles as a fire hazard (Las Vegas Loop)
- IRL Kerbal Space Program (SpaceX)
- ridding Die Antwoord of their title as Most Ill-Received South African
- smoke weed on a live stream
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Slang for the scent a person gives off when they’re sketchy/disappointing.
“I was excited to meet his brother, but the guy had an unsettling elon musk.”
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A female who is like a pet and/or non verbal companion used for kinky sexual behavior
Wow last night was rough, I might need to find myself a woman of the musk property
The title is going to be "The SECOND greatest man of the 21st century"
Hym "So... If Elon is a super genius... And I created A.I. and he DID NOT do that... What does that make me? Super-duper genius? Super genius 2 (Get it? Like, Super Sayian 2?)? And, speaking of Musk's Biography... Did you bang Grimes? You NEED to redeem us all Chris- Wait! You're not a fat-cock are you? If the answers are 'No and Yes' or 'Yes and Yes' or 'No and No' I need you to grab a belt and find the nearest doorknob.... The only acceptable combination of answers is 'Yes and No.' Goddamn it... You know, what? I'll just do it myself. God... DAMN IT, Chris... You're almost as bad as Andy! None of this is working out properly! You need to screw women instrumentally... To slight my enemies... And hurry up and take your turn with Taylor Swift we need to hurry the line up this is all taking forever."
Odor emmited by a slightly over weight post menopausal ginger women after ANY strenuous activity. Odor may stick to fabric.
Your grandma's van smells like fuzzy musk butt after she gets out of it
Means Dogecoin. A coin, not invented but dominated by Elon Musk.
I'm hodling all of my Musk money.