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NASCAR is the best Motorsport ever despite what people say the top three best drivers are Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt SR., and Jimmie Johnson who are all 7 time champions and Jimmie has even won 5 in a row which is more than anyone ever
me manNASCAR is the best Motorsport ever despite what people say the top three best drivers are Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt SR., and Jimmie Johnson who are all 7 time champions and Jimmie has even won 5 in a row which is more than anyone ever
NAS' car.
John: What's NASCAR?
Jim: I think he drives a 1988 Mercedes-Benz 190E
A way better way to die in a car crash
Zach: hey want to go to the NASCAR talladega
Ken: why to die
Zach: well..
Ken: I'm in
It's called a stock car, dammit.
Dude 1: What's a "NASCAR"
Dude 2: *slaps* IT'S A STOCK CAR GOD DAMN IT BILLY
F1's stupid youngest brother, fuck the france family, fuck segmented racing, fuck pocono for ruining the HighPoint.
Person: Oh boy, NASCAR's HighPoint 400 is very fun
972 cautions later: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cheap beer commonly consumed in large quantities at NASCAR events.
Beer used in drinking games; beer pong, rage cage, etc...
"Wow, this tastes like shit, must be that NASCAR Soda."
The cup (often plastic) or bottle/can used by tobacco chewers to deposit their chew by-product.
Waiter: Would you like a NASCAR chalice for that?
Hick: No thanks, I have an empty Pepsi can already.