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The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.
That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.
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A wannabe roadie. Usually has the clothes and the tats but no real skill. Constantly boasts about where he has worked or how long he has been in 'the business'. Criticizes others openly but never offers an opinion of his own. Often carries a large quantity of useless keys to look important.
Get rid of these stage ninjas and get me some stage carps who know their stuff
The most fucked up, warm hearted, wise and savage person that I have met online. He always seems to have girls and guys at his feet.
Ninja Pretzel just bought 5 other psn cards. Gift me daddy!
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The act of fully undressing and taking a nude in a classroom, meeting, lecture or other busy event. Almost impossible to accomplish without getting caught.
James tried to take a Ninja Nude during the lecture for his girl and got his stupid ass caught!
a kilowatt-hour per martian day
Mark Watney created the pirate-ninja as a standard unit
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A highly dependable criminal assistant, as seen in the GTA: San Andreas mission, 'Robbing Uncle Sam.'
CJ: Where we going?
Ryder: Ocean docks.
CJ: How we get this van? It wasn't outside when I came through.
Ryder: My homie LB, he like a clockwork ninja! Real dependable. Unlike some of you motherfuckers...
CJ: Give it a rest man.
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take chuck norris joke and replace chuck norris with ninja
Chuck norris can divide by 0
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Ninjas can divide by 0
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