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A nap one partakes in after a delightful, filling meal. This type of nap allows the body to prepare for digestion and the following defecation.
Paige, after eating a half-order of cheese fries, nine ounce filet mignon, house salad, and coconut prawns, decides that it is time to drop the Cosbys off at the pool. Before she can execute the drop-off, however, she enjoys a digestive nap to prepare her body.
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Fap-nap: a nap that occurs after the act of hand to schlong masturbation. Sometimes before the clean up has occurred. Used as a way to fight insomnia and a way to facilitate the sleeping process.
I took a fap-nap over lunch break! It was a deep sleep and I feel rejuvenated.
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The irritating nap that occurs just before landing after staying awake an entire flight.
As always I suffered from a landing nap, and startled out of my seat in a less then amusing mood.
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n. death
v. (taking a dirt nap) dying. Sometimes used to describe passing out/being unconscious as if dead
also, receiving a visit from Dr. Dirt Nap (dying)
Poor Jane, she stayed home from work today because her cat took a dirt nap yesterday.
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boss nap (noun) - a period of sleep or any of various unproductive sleep-like states while occupying an area intended for work, often performed with impunity.
I'm going to take a boss nap in my office.
An unplanned nap of spontaneity....
Bro #1- hey man. so i was like uh watching the jersey shore with my collar popped and i totally crashed after sippin' on half a corona light. it wasn't planned at all
Bro #2- braaaaaaaah. that's so gnarly. i did the same thing
Man in Cubicle- Shhhh! This is a library
Bro#1- Don't you be hatin' on my spot nap, bro!
taking multiple short naps (usually ranging from 10-30 minutes) to avoid immediate work, which often results in an unintentionally long period of rest because the time wasted by the previous nap places so much stress on the napper that he or she perceives the need to nap again
"How is your work coming along?"
"I started working last night and wanted to get two papers done before going to bed. Then I got overwhelmed so I stress napped from 9 pm until 7 am."
"I should be studying but I'm stress napping"