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NAS' car.
John: What's NASCAR?
Jim: I think he drives a 1988 Mercedes-Benz 190E
A way better way to die in a car crash
Zach: hey want to go to the NASCAR talladega
Ken: why to die
Zach: well..
Ken: I'm in
Running 105 laps of the local quarter mile track. Possibly the least pleasant way to spend an afternoon.
I'll bet a NASCAR marathon on this - if the Patriots lose, I'll run a hundred and five laps, if they win, you have to
Noun. A disorder of the mind characterized by symptoms including but not limited to: Driving too fast, blocking other cars from passing, rage when being passed, the delusion that everyone on the road is trying to race you, driving too close to leading cars, etc.
The cause of Nascar Syndrome is not entirely known, some data indicate potential hereditary markers due to the proliferation of the condition in certain locales like Florida and Illinois, but it is clear that it can be transmitted socially as well.
I swear officer, I don't have road rage, it's just my Nascar Syndrome. "if you're not first, you're last!"
The action of quickly repairing or mending a broken object to working (or better) condition like a racing pit-crew.
Person 1:"Dude, I cracked my phone screen now it won't turn on!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, I'm so good at NASCARing things back together I should be done in like 30 seconds!"
The cup (often plastic) or bottle/can used by tobacco chewers to deposit their chew by-product.
Waiter: Would you like a NASCAR chalice for that?
Hick: No thanks, I have an empty Pepsi can already.