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It's called a stock car, dammit.
Dude 1: What's a "NASCAR"
Dude 2: *slaps* IT'S A STOCK CAR GOD DAMN IT BILLY
F1's stupid youngest brother, fuck the france family, fuck segmented racing, fuck pocono for ruining the HighPoint.
Person: Oh boy, NASCAR's HighPoint 400 is very fun
972 cautions later: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Running 105 laps of the local quarter mile track. Possibly the least pleasant way to spend an afternoon.
I'll bet a NASCAR marathon on this - if the Patriots lose, I'll run a hundred and five laps, if they win, you have to
The action of quickly repairing or mending a broken object to working (or better) condition like a racing pit-crew.
Person 1:"Dude, I cracked my phone screen now it won't turn on!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, I'm so good at NASCARing things back together I should be done in like 30 seconds!"
Noun. A disorder of the mind characterized by symptoms including but not limited to: Driving too fast, blocking other cars from passing, rage when being passed, the delusion that everyone on the road is trying to race you, driving too close to leading cars, etc.
The cause of Nascar Syndrome is not entirely known, some data indicate potential hereditary markers due to the proliferation of the condition in certain locales like Florida and Illinois, but it is clear that it can be transmitted socially as well.
I swear officer, I don't have road rage, it's just my Nascar Syndrome. "if you're not first, you're last!"
A NASCAR Democratic, also known as a White Trash Democrat, is a White person who has conservative values and preferences, but vocally criticizes Republicans because of their low socioeconomic status.
I keep seeing NASCAR Democrats posting Facebook stories at Walmart about how Trump is raising the price of eggs.
The cup (often plastic) or bottle/can used by tobacco chewers to deposit their chew by-product.
Waiter: Would you like a NASCAR chalice for that?
Hick: No thanks, I have an empty Pepsi can already.