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National Milk Day

Drink Milk tons of it doesn't matter if your lactose intolerant drink it.

Hey bro guess what?

Yeah man?

It's National Milk Day

Wait no.

Yes.

No.

Yes

by Daddy Father June 01, 2021


national pansexual day

National pansexual Day is the May 24th dont be afraid, show your pride with a blue, yellow and pink flag!! I am indeed a pansexual too and i am proud!

Girl :Heyyy have you heard its National pansexual dayy!! Boy : omg yass i have heard!! They: omg how amazing!!

by Mythical beast October 29, 2020


National Pensive Day

National pensive day, founded by some discord idiots, is a day where you type in the "pensive" emoji in any social media. The day falls on 6/9, which is the 9th of June.

Person 1: 😔

Person 2: Why’d you send that out of nowhere?

Person 1: It’s national pensive day!

by RanoonRanoon June 03, 2021


National Suck Day

National Suck Day Begins every May 20th. On this special day, you get to ask any girl to suck you off and if she says no, you are legally required to slap her.

Hey girl, its national suck day. Now suck or get the glock

by BigCrotch May 13, 2020


National Soccer Day

July 28th is national soccer day. So go play some soccer and have some fun!

Its national soccer day!

by imacoolkid1 April 17, 2020


National husband day

The national day for every husbands

A day of extra love for them

Celebrate this day by giving your husband a lot of love

Happy national husband day!

by Journalist Eve apple August 05, 2021


National wozzels day

National wozzels day basically national get head day. Nwd happens on may 15th this day is widely celebrated amongst teens and others.

Jason: how you gonna celebrate national wozzels day this year

Carter: I'm celebrating it with Olivia

by Retro__ May 13, 2017