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A penis so thin it resembles a sowing needle
Girl I couldn’t feel shit when he was inside me he has a little needle dick
this is when you staple your dick shut and cum multiple times then remove the staple and let it all out.
"Yo dude, did you see Johnny do needle dick?"
"Hell yea dude! That shit could pressure wash the paint off a plane."
I mean what does a needle do? It penetrates, what does the pp do? Penetrates pussy
You: You smell of pussy needles
Emanuel: pussy needles? Is that.. Dick?
You: honestly no clue
Emanuel: I mean what does a needle do? It penetrates, what does the pp do? Penetrates pussy
"Becky said she was going to smoke up the whole party, she showed up with a needle."
The worst BFNDI character ever because she's a sensitive cunt
"i fucking despise Needle from Beefy Die"
"Based"
To attempt to sleep with a friends ex, with knowledge, and fail.
Did you hear Mick needled Gaz’s ex?
AP teacher who's goal in life is to haunt the dreams of all high school students. He is the reason sophomores are up doing homework all night. Instead of teaching, he talks about useless stories and tells dad jokes. He is the reason you're failing out of school.
Friend: hey bro u wanna go to the football game on Friday
You: can't. Mr. Needle is making us define 3.27 million words by Monday.