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calling someone a Alex nelson means your calling them a bitch ass cunt fucker
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A dirty Nelson is when a man puts there arm up a Mexican mans behind
Guy1 I’ll give you a dirty Nelson
Guy2 yes daddy
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Named in honour of Australian conservative politician, Brendan Nelson -
"As a debate about the economy continues, the probability of the increasing price of petrol at the bowser being mentioned by a non-government politician approaches one."
It is considered a disingenuous debating technique, analogous to Godwin's Law, unless the person raising the price of petrol is actually proposing a genuine alternative.
COROLLARY: Athanasi's Observation - the gap between a political discussion commencing and Nelson's Law being demonstrated decreases over time.
Ending every media release with a disingenuous reference to the cost of "getting petrol into the car" is an example of Nelson's Law.
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A code name used to identify when someone has a nipple erection. (hard nipples)
Check out the chick walking in with the nelson eddies.
The lady next to you knows nelson eddies.
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A cheap "rum" made with neutral grain spirits, caramel coloring and flavorings. A cheap knockoff of Captain Morgan and not a true rum. Captain Morgan is considered to be the best and most successful pirate in history. Admiral Nelson wasn't even a pirate, he was a British Royal Navy officer. He was an enemy to pirates.
I'm too cheap for the good stuff, hmm Admiral Nelson, I'll just get this rum flavored alcohol.
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The act of growing out a goatee for a few weeks until a solid public mess appears on ones' chin (similar to that of a ball sac). Once the facial hair has reached an adequate length, one proceeds to have sex with an unsuspecting female. He then blows a large load in the females vagina. Using his goatee, he begins to wipe the vaginal region clean with circle motions. Once the dirty cooter is cleaned, the excess jizz will hang from his chin hairs and his partner will then begin to lick the chin clean. Finally, intimate french kissing takes place and all semen is dissolved.
Last night a girl asked me to Dirty Nelson her, and I did.
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