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The official name of Nintendo's next console. Wii is pronounced as 'we'. The Nintend Wii's codename was the Nintendo Revolution. For a definition of the Nintendo Wii, search "Nintendo Revolution".
Gus: "Hey Stan, the Nintendo Revolution is now called the Nintendo Wii"
Stan: "The what?!"
Gus: "The Wii!"
Stan: "Wicked freshes!"
Gus: "Indeed"
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Someone who is technology dependent, plays love games or is named Zelda
' Shut up Gregg, I'm on my phone!' screamed Ally. ' What ever you Nintendo ho!' replied Gregg
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A person who favors nintendo over Microsoft and Sony.Above defs are stereotypes. I should know. Im a nintendo fanboy.
Nintendo Fanboy 4 Life!!!
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Where an individual plays video games for an extreme long time and avoids pooping so they can continue to play without interrupting their game. Nintendo Colon results in extreme constipation.
Billy play XBOX360 so long he's been diagnosed with a case of Nintendo Colon
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mind games that a certain percentage of people play with others that are so simple, yet frustrating to master that a 2 year old would put them back in their place...
person 1: man that chick last night was acting wierd...first she acted like she wanted me and the next second she blew me off...
person 2: Yeah I know, that b*&^% is so stuck on her nintendo games that it was best for me to avoid her than to deal with her
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The Nintendo Revolution is the next generation of Gaming, brought to you by nintendo. It is called the revolution because it "Revolutionizes" the way we game today.
It's controller looks like a Remote Control. It has in total (including the Analog attachment) 6 buttons. (Z1, Z2, A, B, a, b) Now correct me if i'm wrong, but most games now use more than 6 buttons, and almost all use at least 2 analog sticks. Also their, secret "revolutionary" function is that the controller can detect motion, adn replecate that in the game...
Basically, nintendo want's you to Sit there on your sofa waving your arms around like an idiot and expect to think of yourself as "cool" now some may tell you that: "Hey! you don't have to swing your arm, ayou can just move your wrists." Well you try and move your TV remote aroudn wit your wrists for a few hours? (hardcore gamers)
Nintendo is also trying to appeal to "non gamers" with the "familliar design of a remote control" Nintendo want's everyone to be able to pick up the controller and say, "Hey! this is fun." It's a nice plan i admit, but there is one fatal flaw...
Hardcore Gamers. These are the kinds of people who will spend a few hours a day playing video games. They only buy the best of the best games out there. They look for depth, gameplay, and length in a game. Also partially graphics.
Now, these people and "non gamers" don't really mix well when trying to cater to. Non gamers may not enjoy insanely complex puzzeles or 60hr storylines that hardcore gamers may want. This is the problem.
Nintendo may be catering to the "non gamers", but totally screwing over the hardcore gamers, the fans who have defended and supported them for a long time.
CASUAL
Hey! a nintendo Revolution. Let's play it!
Sure this could be fun
***A FEW MINUTES LATER***
Wow that was fun.
Ya seriously
HARDCORE
Hey a nintendo Revolution. I wanna try!
Ok let's go!
***A FEW HOURS LATER***
come on... That story was weak.... tis game only lasted a few hours...
Ya and my wrists hurt...
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One of Nintendo's greatest inventions, it's another version of the 3DS, only this one can only display games and other Nintendo crap in 2D and 2D only. It was created so retarded 6 year olds don't ruin their eyes with the 3D feature on the regular 3DS. Because retarded parents are too lazy to setup parental controls on the 2DS, instead they just throw a 2DS at them so they stop whining, and they don't have to worry about child services coming in and taking away their 1-6 year old because the parent neglected them and let them use 3D to ruin their eyesight.
This 2DS is also basically a middle finger to all if Nintendo's true fans (the ones that own a 3DS or a 3DS XL) When the 2DS was announced by Nintendo, they were basically saying "Fuck you 3DS owners, the 3D was just a stupid gymic, and you fell for it. There is no way we are gonna keep using Stereoscopic 3D in our handhelds. You jackasses can go to Hell, and take that precious 3D gymic with you!" That is what I got out of it anyways.
All in all, the 2DS is another flop coming from Nintendo, like the Virtual Boy and Wii U.
Nintendo Fan #2: "Hey Nintendo Fan #1, did you hear about the Nintendo 2DS?
Nintendo Fan #2: Yes Nintendo fan #2 I heard, it turns out the 3D was just another stupid gymic. Oh well, lets go over to Sony, they won't play us like that.
Nintendo Fan #1: Yeah, Sony's Vita might have a horrible game selection, and a ridiculously expensive memorey card system, but atleast they don't use stupid temporary gymics on us.
Nintendo Fan #2: Yeah, I mean what is the 3DS without the 3D? It's basically another DS with a slightly higher resolution and better processor.
Nintendo Fan #1: Ikr, those frauds sure did pull the wool over our eyes.
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