When you're doing anal with a 280+ pound women (reverse cowgirl specifically) and you pull her fupa up, stick your cock in, slap the fupa down and bust. That my friend is a rusty kangaroo, store it in the pouch.
I picked up this Heffer from the bar, she taught me the rusty kangaroo... if she ain't 280 she ain't a lady.
Is when a female while having sex drops kicks the guy in the throat and punching him in the ass making the pain going to the penis making it feel hard and good
I getting kangaroo drop kick by my girl tomorrow
A term people use when someone asks a "why" question that is either
a. stupid
or
b. the answerer does not want to answer the question
EXAMPLE A
Stupid Person: Why are your pants black?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.
EXAMPLE B
Nosy Person: Why did you and Sheila break up?
Person: Cuz kangaroos.
Cant't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.
To be very inexperienced, synonym with the word "Rookie." May also refer to a lightweight alcoholic drinker that is way over the limit.
Say it inside a courtroom, the courtroom will show its true colors and intentions.
Can't tell the difference between a kangaroo and a rabbit.
From a cartoon of a guy that didn't know what a kangaroo was.
That guy from Looney Tunes thought he was boxing the Jackalope or a Giant Rabbit.
He was boxing a Kangaroo this entire time.
A romantic relationship two parties enter into for no other reason than to be in a relationship. A relationship without love or merit.
"I'm not surprised you found him on tinder considering his kangaroo courtship."
Kangaroo Flipper (noun):
A highly questionable culinary adventure, where one daringly employs a cream-filled gas station doughnut (preferably from Kangaroo) as an unconventional partner in self-love. After achieving the “cream filling” on one side, the audacious gourmet flips it around and takes a bite from the other end, proving that some snacks are truly multipurpose. Definitely not FDA approved. Enjoy responsibly—or not.
"After a long night, Dave decided to treat himself to a Kangaroo Flipper, but now he's questioning his life choices and his taste in doughnuts."
A guy who gives Kangaroos hand jobs on the daily
DUDE! Isn’t jaedon such a handy kangaroo?