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Drinking a cup of coffee to facilitate a bowel movement.
Mike: Is that your third cup of coffee?
Carl: Yeah, I haven't taken a dump in two days, I'm just trying to grease the wheels.
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back wheels also known as a pair of bollocks or nuts
look at the size of his "back wheels"
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The biggest skank in; your town, city, or school. A girl that only has maybe 10 friends and the reason some people like her is because they just want to get some. She is also a bitch and has mood swings all the time and will be mad at you or you and your friends for no reason at all. She will also do stupid things for attention.
Taylor S is a skank on wheels because she has gone out with every guy in her school.
Dat bitch is pissed at me for no reason! What a skank on wheels!
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A series of 10 books that are all really, really long. Only for the most ultimate nerds to read, like me, because only nerds have the patience to get through all the damn books, although they are really awesome. Abbreviation is WOT.
Nerd1: Yay I just finished Shadow Rising! (book 4)
Nerd2: Ha I finished Winter's Heart! (book 9)
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If they are named this, they are gay.
You are a brick on wheels.
-Verb:
To seduce one's love interest using text message, instant messenger, social networking sites, or other modern technologies.
"Ryan was e-wheeling those girls so hard last night"
(n.) to take oneself out on date.
When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.
A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.
Martyn: "Nolan, I am getting tired of you coming on my dinner dates with Phosie."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."