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When an Indian girl cums so hard she creams herself. (The curry refers to her cum and the goat refers to her vagina).
After I gave Ali Baba multiple orgasms, she laid there with a curry goat and a smile.
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Having sexual intercourse with a goat, having an immense amount of pleasure from man on goat action.
Goat creaming- "I got creamed by a goat"
"Time to cream some goats"
Goat mom is a character from the populair Indie-Game, Undertale.
Her real name is actually Toriel. But that nickname was given because
in the game, she is pretty like a motherfigure to you.
" OH MY GOD GOAT MOM <3 " - A random Undertale Trash.
" Why does even people like her anyway? " - A furry hater.
" OH GOD, IM SO SORRY GOAT MOM! " - Someone doing a Genocide run.
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An unsolicited picture in the form of a text or email wherein a selfie containing only male genetalia is attached.
How am I supposed to go back to waiting on customers when I just got goat slapped by that guy I met at the bar on Friday?
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When you are doing something you hate so much that you would rather have a goat penis stuck in your mouth. Or when you totally screw something up.
When Travis asked Jeremy "How do you like your new job", Jeremy replied " i'd rather be blowing the goat"
When Jeremy asked Travis "How did your test go", Travis said" I really blew the goat on that one"
After spending the day with his inlaws, Travis called Jeremy and said "man, I'd rather be Blowing the Goat
The level of alcohol intake where you cross the point of no return and spend the evening 'goating around', self control is lost and a hangover is almost inevitable.
Anything after the goat threshold is the birthplace of "It seemed like a good idea at the time".
1. Once you pass the goat threshold there is no return, now hand me the beer funnel.
2. I'm so hung over today, I really crossed the goat threshold early yesterday.
When a Male tucks his cock and balls between his thighs, bends over and proceeds to urinate on his partner.
Dude... last night I gave my wife a golden shower.
Golden shower... that's child's play. You need to give her the Gilded Goat!!
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