de-brain

Verb. (slang) De-brained, de-braining

(1) The removing, destroying, numbing or incapacitating of the brain.

(2) The Process of changing a Smart Person into a Stupid Person. I.E. Lobotomy, Brain Surgery, Football or Hammer-To-Head-Repeatedly.

(3) To Suck the juice from the head cavity of a Crawfish.

(4) To Retard Someone, the act of Retardation

(1) The single-mother was eager to de-brain herself with a Holiday Weekend full of Farmville. She is addicted to Facebook.

(2) The children grew-up to be completely useless. They had been terribly de-brained from years of cell-phone and blue-tooth usage. They were no longer capable of communication.

(3) "Now Grab that bucket of crawdads and git over here! I been waitin to de-brain me some daddies all day! Hooop Dang Yeah!"

(4) Come here Cleetus, Time for your Medicine!! I'm fixin to de-brain you with this here golf club before Supper's Ready!

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de-caffing

the act putting ones scrotal sack into another's mouth, when the scrotum (teabag) only contains one testicle/one functioning testicle. Therefore only half the caffeine is delivered in the brew, making it decaf.

"mike only has one ball, when he teabags someone they only get half the caffeine"

"mike where you going?" "out de-caffing mum"

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de-awkwardize

To make something less awkward.

That ice breaker worked really well to de-akwardize that meeting.
Laughing at yourself helps de-awkwardize an embarrassing moment.
Using a 45 degree angle instead of a 90 degree angle helped de-awkwardize that corner.

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De-plagiarized

When you make up your own quotes and claim it is from someone else. Probs illegal! 😗✌️

My students De-plagiarized their quotes on their essay.

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de santiago

An amazing and caring family with a heart of gold

This family is such a De Santiago family .

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De Leon

Described to use in a form of a large penis. It's originates from the word "Lion" and uses expression as in "bold" , "fierce", and very attractive

Hey, that guy is the shit, might as well call him De Leon

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de-thaw

The act of thawing-out a frozen object. It is a terrible misuse of correct grammar; however, I am defining it so I can say I was not wrong in using it earlier.

Please de-thaw the freezer.

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