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person 1 :"your a dickhead fam"
person 2 :" shut up bruv ya dad sells avon"
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She sells seashells by the seashore
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This is the lyrics of the Popular meme "Luigi sells sea shells." Orginated from "Renn - Money game part 2."
She sells seashells on a seashore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand
Step one: you must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see
Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island
Stockpile 'em high until they’re rarer than a diamond
Step two: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em Really want 'em, really fuckin' want 'em, hit 'em like Bronson
Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment
If you haven't got a shell, then you're just a fucking waste, man
Three: it's monopoly, invest inside some property
Start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly
"Shells must sell", that will be your new philosophy
Swallow all your morals, they're a poor man's quality
Four: expand, expand, expand
Clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hands
Five: why just shells? Why limit yourself?
She sells seashells, sell oil as well
Six: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks
Sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes
Then run to be the president of the United States
Eight: big smile mate, big wave, that's great
Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate
Nine: Polarise the people, controversy is the game
It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name
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An idiom used in reference to a particular undesired object in a circumstance.
This lag is abhorrent. You couldn't sell this to the Greeks!
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A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.” Avon was a cosmetics company that operates like a pyramid scheme, though it is completely possible to be an Avon lady (or an Avon man in this case) and make a profit the legitimate way without recruiting new members.
Aw fuck off mate yer da sells Avon
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When you try to say “She sells seashells by the seashore” too fast your tongue gets twisted
Teacher: Try to say this, ‘She sells seashells by the seashore’."
Boy’s first try: "Seashells She sells by the sheesore ..."
Teacher (laughing): Aren’t you a big fan of tongue twisters? Try again."
Boy’s second try: "She sells seashells by the seashore. She sells seashells by the seashore."
Teacher (clapping his hands): "Yay, you did it! Now practice this tongue twister at home and tomorrow I want to hear your progress."