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Nog Tard

When a retard tries to give someone head.

Yeah, Jamall was such a nog tard last night.

Damn, girl, your a friggin' nog tard...

by My Alias Is Not My Real Name February 21, 2011


Nogging

the term you use when someone one is getting on your last nerve

your really nogging me off simon

by ClarrisaSwhamnoggingxoxoxo February 17, 2022


Nogging

When a male massage therapist bumps /caresses or glances the head or “noggin” of the client with the bulge of his penis through his pants. This can be accidental or in an inappropriate manner.

The male massage therapist gave me a nogging.

Conor got a nogging from the masseur.

by Peterp January 5, 2021


Leg Nog

The non-dairy protein rich reproductive byproduct of the post ejaculatory male.

Ebenezer Spooge just whipped up a fresh batch of Leg Nog for the holiday!

by Ebenezer Spooge December 26, 2022


Leg nog

A prank in which someone shaves their leg hair, puts the hair into a glass of egg nog, and offers it to a friend or family member. When someone drinks the beverage, it means that they have been leg nogged.

Guy 1#: My friend Cletus forgot to give me my $20 yesterday, so I decided to get him back.

Guy 2#: What did you do?

Guy 1#: I gave him a warm glass of leg nog.

by BatteryMaster June 14, 2016


Nog logged

When you drink so much egg nog that you are too full to eat or drink anything else.

I'm sorry, I'd love to try your soup, but I'm nog logged.

by November 17, 2021


Estonian Egg Nog

When you squeem your ejaculate and crack an egg in a cup and chug it to completion, whilst aggressively beating off locking eyes with an Estonian woman.

Hey shorty wanna watch me drank a fat Estonian Egg Nog? I’m feeling frisky… Katwiiiiiii

by LubedUpLarry_xxx April 6, 2022