When a retard tries to give someone head.
Yeah, Jamall was such a nog tard last night.
Damn, girl, your a friggin' nog tard...
the term you use when someone one is getting on your last nerve
your really nogging me off simon
When a male massage therapist bumps /caresses or glances the head or “noggin” of the client with the bulge of his penis through his pants. This can be accidental or in an inappropriate manner.
The male massage therapist gave me a nogging.
Conor got a nogging from the masseur.
The non-dairy protein rich reproductive byproduct of the post ejaculatory male.
Ebenezer Spooge just whipped up a fresh batch of Leg Nog for the holiday!
A prank in which someone shaves their leg hair, puts the hair into a glass of egg nog, and offers it to a friend or family member. When someone drinks the beverage, it means that they have been leg nogged.
Guy 1#: My friend Cletus forgot to give me my $20 yesterday, so I decided to get him back.
Guy 2#: What did you do?
Guy 1#: I gave him a warm glass of leg nog.
When you drink so much egg nog that you are too full to eat or drink anything else.
I'm sorry, I'd love to try your soup, but I'm nog logged.
When you squeem your ejaculate and crack an egg in a cup and chug it to completion, whilst aggressively beating off locking eyes with an Estonian woman.
Hey shorty wanna watch me drank a fat Estonian Egg Nog? I’m feeling frisky… Katwiiiiiii