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Nose Ninja

After you spend forever jamming a stupid little electric buzzer up your nose to trim the hair, the one or two really long pieces of nose hair that mysteriously escaped the razor and sneak out of your nose untouched later in the day.

Bro, I know what your saying is important, but I just can't stop staring at that really long hair coming out of your nose. It even wiggles a little when you talk... Why don't you trim that shit?

I tried, but those god damn Nose Ninjas are so sneaky!

by dkinirvine January 8, 2010


Nose Diver

When one dives head first into a gaping Flange or Bald Eagle. Usually getting they're eyes covered in lady cum.

That girl over there is a complete Nose Diver!

by Dramatize May 2, 2008


nose party

doing coke with a bunch of people

Yo i just coped a g lets get some chicks and have a nose party

by mhkgkhgjhg May 10, 2007


London Nose

After a day in London (or any other city - change the place name), you get home and blow your nose and are greeted to a black soot on your white tissue.

Arriving at work in the morning and blowing your nose - "I've only been in London 2 hours and I've already got London nose!".

by the booger meister January 2, 2014


Nose peg

The act of one receiving an unwanted incirlement of their nose by a willing giver’s anus.

Poor, unsuspecting, Archibald received a nose peg at the weekend. The shit wouldn’t come off his nose until Tuesday!

by SharetheloveJB October 9, 2018


Nose pubes

Nose hair that has grown so long it is noticed by others.

Should have been shaved before others noticed.

Also know as nasal hair or nose hair.

I went on a blind date but all I could notice was his nose pubes.

by RichGermanChocolate December 28, 2018


Nosed the nug

When your brown nosing and you accidentally get your nose caught up in a dingleberry

Yo man I was eating Teresa's ass last night and I fucking nosed the nug!

by MuffinManxXX August 23, 2020