After you spend forever jamming a stupid little electric buzzer up your nose to trim the hair, the one or two really long pieces of nose hair that mysteriously escaped the razor and sneak out of your nose untouched later in the day.
Bro, I know what your saying is important, but I just can't stop staring at that really long hair coming out of your nose. It even wiggles a little when you talk... Why don't you trim that shit?
I tried, but those god damn Nose Ninjas are so sneaky!
When one dives head first into a gaping Flange or Bald Eagle. Usually getting they're eyes covered in lady cum.
That girl over there is a complete Nose Diver!
doing coke with a bunch of people
Yo i just coped a g lets get some chicks and have a nose party
After a day in London (or any other city - change the place name), you get home and blow your nose and are greeted to a black soot on your white tissue.
Arriving at work in the morning and blowing your nose - "I've only been in London 2 hours and I've already got London nose!".
The act of one receiving an unwanted incirlement of their nose by a willing giver’s anus.
Poor, unsuspecting, Archibald received a nose peg at the weekend. The shit wouldn’t come off his nose until Tuesday!
Nose hair that has grown so long it is noticed by others.
Should have been shaved before others noticed.
Also know as nasal hair or nose hair.
I went on a blind date but all I could notice was his nose pubes.
When your brown nosing and you accidentally get your nose caught up in a dingleberry
Yo man I was eating Teresa's ass last night and I fucking nosed the nug!