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A common way of men (especially American men) being treated by women, whereby the man is valued not for who he is, but for the role that he fulfills in the woman's life. Similar to the way some men treat women as a sex-object.
Wow, Julie has no clue as to what her husband wants or needs, it's all about her. The poor guy is a total relationship object.
aka Relay Points
a) Akin to Guy Points in that when you do something simple or acknowledgeable for your partner that you don't really want to do or simply never thought of doing and can be used of evidence that you really care in your relationship.
Girlfriend: Wow when was the last time you've done something like that for me?
Boyfriend: Are you kidding me? What about all those relationship points I racked up on those "shopping expeditions" with your mother?
Pragmatic notification by text, email, phone call to notify someone that their relationship with you is now at an end.
"Did you hear? Peter , the cowardly twunt, issued Linda with a relationship P45 by text!"
"Quick! Get the tissues. She's gonna blow!"
When someone in a relationships gains a couple pounds due to being comfortable with their partner
Person A: hey has Jessica put on weight??
Person B: nah mate, she’s just relationship fat
When you and your significant other doesn't hangout outside school what's so ever
We don't hang out outside at all. This is just a school relationship
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When two romantically entangled persons know of the others feelings yet instead of confirming a relationship, they just keep making mixtapes for each other.
Tag and Tatum totally have crushes on each other, but dont have the courage to ask each other out, so they just stay in a mixtape relationship.
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The dead zone that one enters in between relationships; when it is too late to resume a past relationship and yet too soon to begin another.
This "relationship limbo", if you will, is usually encountered by people who have ruined their past relationship to such an extent that it cannot be repaired, and yet cannot move on to another as the pain of said breakup is still too near. There is no way to move back and yet no way to move forward, and the sufferer is left in a no-man's land of loneliness and netflix.
Person A: hey, you and Jenny broke up like two weeks ago and all you've done is lie in bed and watch Netflix. You must have seen every episode of Hannibal at least five times now. Come out with us and find someone else.
Person B: BUT I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE.
Person A: then go tell her you're sorry!
Person B: NO. IT'S OVER FOR GOOD NOW.
Person A: then come out and meet someone else!!
Person B: BUT I CAAAAN'T
Person C: fuck. she's got a serious case of relationship purgatory.
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