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When a man has a orgasm and he always ends up whit a pile of cum.
Man i i hate cum and i just want to climax and i usualy end up whit a crotch sneeze
The act of releasing a well filled & inflated condom of semen schlakum onto your female partners face after intercourse
Have sex (with condom), blow your load into condom, inflate condom in secrecy, while she fixes the pillows, turn condom upside down so that shlakum is towards currently sealed end, and release. This results in a splatter of shlakum sneeze all over your girls face. They love this.
A christmas sneeze is a wonderful tastesplosion of gravy and cranberry sauce through one's nostrils. A festive display for senses and crowds. Show you loved ones what a true holiday means with a christmas sneeze!
Donnovan : "Damn Clay, that christmas sneeze was INTENSE."
Clay : "Yeah Donnovan, Blanes really shot a big pot-load of cranberries and gray-gray out that schnozz."
A phantom sneeze is the feeling of betrayal you get when you thought you had to sneeze but couldn't.
"Yesterday at work I had a phantom sneeze and all my colleagues looked at me like I'm a retard."
An Angry Sneeze is when a male ejaculates into his partner's nose and his partner sneezes it out.
I went to jerk off on her face and accidentally gave her an angry sneeze.
A Lonbard Sneeze is when you punch someone in the nose making them bleed then vomiting on their face mixing the vomit with the blood.
That asshole Mike messed with my whiskey so I cocked back and gave home the old Lombard Sneeze.