g note

1. $1000
2. One thousand Dollars

Yo, that hoopty was a g note.

Bitch stole a g note from my crib

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Duely noted

An expression used in an email response when you're blowing someone off who is on a tangent that isn't worth responding to. There isn't much they can send back after this type of response.

Incoming email: "You should go jump off a cliff, you are worthless and you don't know what you are talking about."

Response: "Duely noted."

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c note

1.A $100 bill
2.a rapper from the Bahamas(you might of not heard of him yet, but hes good)

1.Your wife gave me a c note for giving her head.
2.Damn, C Note freestyles for 15 minutes

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z-notes

a person place or thing it can mean anything, and used to replace any word.

z-notes are sexy, z-notes make you feel good, z-notes did johan, johan did z-notes, z-notes make your oui oui feel good,

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note to self

A way of voicing a mental note when other people are around. It could be a lesson learned, a picked up piece of information, etc.

(After stepping into mud): "Note to self, don't wear Nike shoes in the forest next time!"

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Nigga Notes

An obvious fail at grammar that is indicative to being written by an ignorant person, ie. a nigga.

Man, Tyrone wtf are these Nigga notes? I can't even tell what your momma wanted from McDonald's.

-Gt thm burger I axed you to be gettin at McDs.

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post-it note

A racial slur for Asians due to the similar yellow color of the post-it note and the "yellow" skin color of Asians.

Person walks into a Chinese Restaurant: Where is everyone tonight? This place is usually swarming with Post-It Notes.

Office Manager Displeased with Japanese Businessmen in his workplace: I don't care! Just get those damn Post-It Notes out of my office!

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