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A salacious prank intended in the same spirit as an Upper Decker in which the perpetrator uses the restroom and proceeds to wipe himself with a nearby washcloth or decorative towel in attemps to clog the toilet and leave a messy surprise for the owner.
The smaller the number of suspects at the time the Denver Nugget is done results in more props for the perpetrator. I.E. You will get more credit if you pull off a Denver Nugget in a house full of 3 people than a house full of 20 people
Props are also given if the object used to clog the toilet holds a sentimental value for the owner
"Dude, what's wrong with you?"
"Last night, someone clogged my toilet, and when I finally unclogged it, I realized it was the special towels that my grandma knitted for me when I was born!"
"Dude! Someone gave you a Denver Nugget!"
"The worst part is I was confused as to why someone would do this and whether or not I should wash the towels, or just trash them!"
"Dude, that's the point..."
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When saying "bitch" doesn't exceed your amount of frustration that needs to be to be expressed.
"my dog tore up some toilet paper from the trash! Gah what a bitch nugget!"
"Ahh that little bitch nugget took my last piece of gum!"
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a small, but highly significant, payload of poop or 'turdulation' which is expelled, emitted, dropped, pitched, left, released, extruded, or otherwise de-ass-ified from one's rear 'port'.
Always firm (or it would be called a 'poop toothpaste' or a 'poop ribbon', it is usually deep chocolate brown in color and highly aromatic in a thoroughly barfulated manner.
It is sometimes used as a name of deep affection or admiration.
I just dropped a poop nugget.
I have contributed many poop nuggets to the local ecology.
Oy, there's a poop nugget in my socks!
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You are quite a poop nugget, Mr. President.
(In French accent like Pepe LePew) Mah darleeng, you are such a beautiful poupe nougat! I am mahd for you, ma petite poopoux!
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When a guy's girlfriend controls him completely, so he's virtually not in control of his life.
Bill sure's in a nuggets paw, he can't do anything without Dianne's permission!
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Those 2 things hangin that produce Da SKEET!!
Man, after a good donkey punch, I like to tbag my girlfriend, and drop my skeet nuggets right on her forehead.
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Otherwise known as "following through" when a person farts and accidentally lets out a small piece of poo.
~ why are you slipping nuggets over Fifa?!
~ don't slip a nugget!
~ stop slipping nuggets!
~ look everyone, he's slipped a nugget!
~ stop slipping a nugget!
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Porn of people who dont have arms or legs.
dude what type of porn do you watch? Bro you got to try nugget porn
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