Bro job

Giving your bro a blow job for a blow job in return

Hey Cole can you give me a bro job.. My girl didn't suck me off today.

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Bag Job

1.Person with a sexually appealing body but ugly face. Said a sexual encounter would only be possible by placing a paper bag on their head, hence the term 'bag job'. See also butterface and prawn.

1.I'd fuck Trish, but she would have to be a bag job.

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tug job

a hand job

She gave a great tug job at the end and I busted a nut all over her hand

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Pastry Job

A job where there is a lot of freedom, where the job boundaries can be moulded and stretched considerably without it being noticed by anybody else.

I'm really enjoying this pastry job. I told my boss that it would take 5 weeks to finish, but I finished it in 3 and did nothing for 2 weeks.

backhand job

A backhand job is the act of giving a man full release using the back of your hand and nothing else.

Jake: "Grant must have given the Senior VP a backhand job in order to get that great corner office."
Mark: "I bet he did that, exactly that!"

Homie Job

When your desperate for a blowjob so you get your homie to give you a blow. But it's extremely important that he mentions that it is no homo. If he doesn't say no homo, he is big gay.

My girl was being a bitch and didn't give me a blowjob, but it's okay, because my homie gave me the homie job.

Lurk Job

Having an exterminator rid your house of lurking kitties. This task is often only achieved by kicking the kitty in the throat.

Wow, that's a lot of lurking kitties you got there. It's time for a lurk job!