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When you and your boys are banging it out but oral sex is off the table.
Tim and Eric were on without mics last night because it is only gay if you make eye contact.
The attempt and epic fail at Karaoke.
That girl was at the bar and abused that mic so bad that she got a bottle thrown at her head.
To destroy a pussy with an unexpectidly big black cock, while you are a skinny white guy wearing an afro
"I want to mic somebody in the elevator"
"Yesterday he mic'd the shit out of me!"
"They are mixin' her hard!"
H.P Baxxter the lead singer of the German techno band Scooter is frequently referred to as the Mic Enforcer.
"I'm the hard rhymer
The track attacker
The mic enforcer
The tricks checker
I am the law"
when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted
Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia
it is a thing, a real thing.
opening the mic.
I can't open the mic right now.
She used her last brain cell earlier this morning, so she said "open my mic" instead of "turn on my mic"
When a girls grabs your dick to give you a blow job after work and it’s sweaty as fuck.
Man I think I’m in love with this chick from tinder, I gave her a moist mic last night and she didn’t say a word!