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a normal man that happens to be President of the United States of America
"Did you hear Obama can save America with his mind bullets?" No, that is stupid. Obama can only give candy to small children with his mind bullets.
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The soon to be President of the divided states of america. Has no first or middle name and is simple known by one name "obama". By having a piece of nearly every religion and ethnicity in him diverts people to vote for him on those sole reasons when he is in actuality a hand puppet.
(educated) "Who'd you vot for?"
(illiterate) "Obama man hes everywhere!"
(educated) "oh, what do you support him on?"
(illiterate) "uhm I dont know but the media says he's the right choice."
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The president of the United States...
He's only HALF black, and he's Christian.
Not that his religion should matter anyways.
Idiot: OBAMA IS A Islam! HE CAN'T BE TRUSTED. BLAH BLAH BLAH RUBBISH THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT.
Rational person: ... you're supposed to say muslim... and being muslim doesn't mean you can't be trusted...and I'm pretty sure he's Christian anyways...
Idiot: RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE! >X(
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obama is a katie. everyone believes god is a women but it’s actually a katie. obama is always in a suit and tie. very chill man. the only president of the untied states. great at art and has funny tweets. also is in love with chris mclean.
nobody:
obama: hi it’s me obama aka katie i am dating chris mclean follow happiestobama on twitter.
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Failure to fix a broken system by relying on the same people who broke it.
His fear to Obama the change needed prompted him to hire an entire new team.
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God. The best person ever. So awesome is he that he is God.
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the first black president of the united states who, by the way, is very overrated.
"oh my gawd, its Obama ! he's gunna fix all our problems just like we thought bush would 4 years ago!"
"Yuhp, this one's gunna be a shocker"
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