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the best soundcloud rapper ever
“what are you listening to?”
“jag”
“das lit”
A school in south London for prestige bitches. You may find the odd nice one but they are very rare. Most jags girls think they’re really fit but usually their eyebrow shades are darker than anything you’ve ever seen before. The population of the school is literally made up of lesbians so if u want a gay child send them to jags.
“Are you sending little Becky to jags?”
“Yh I think it would be good for her, the academics are great!”
“Ur daughter gay fam”
Wisconsin term used to describe an unknown amount of material.
That's a hell of a jag of firewood you got!
Describes having a posh wank, i.e. masturbating whilst wearing a condom
I walked in and he was polishing the jag
Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.
Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"
Its a sentence in swedish made by Thomas, and it means "I will going to fuck you!"
Kp: Hej thomas!
Thomas: Tjena snygging
Kp: Vill du bli ihop?
Thomas: Ja det vill jag, Hur hårt ska jag trycka dig?
Kp: du ska faan trycka mig 5000!
Thomas: ja, jag kommer faan trycka dig!
Narrowly cut circumcision or botched cut
He has such a jagged mountain