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also known as, laying down a booze mattress
eating a ton of 'drinking food' (pizza, burgers, fries, etc) that will soak up the booze before a night of drinking, or day drinking, if that's what you're into.
you can lay down a booze mattress AFTER a night of drinking too
hey michelle, what are you doing?
-I'm at the pub, laying down my booze mattress before the kegger tonight.
sweet. i'll be right there.
omg michelle, what a crazy night, what happened last night?
-ugh, i can't remember. let's go lay down a booze mattress at the diner and figure it out.
bloody mary, here we come.
A bodily function in which an external text can have an unconscious effect on oneself causing a physical inherent protect on the skin. Forming ridges and causing hair to stand up, paired with the heightened emotions due to alcohol
shaun is no longer able to experience booze gumps due to his stunted tolerance
When you drink so fast that it compares to the speed you drank your friend's mom's tit milk the night before.
Man I way ahead in drinks, keep up. Shit I'm boozing boobies right now like I did with your mom's last night.
Female version of whiskey dick. Difficulty becoming aroused after alcohol consumption.
Honey honey honey can't you come? Do you usually have booze cooch?
A bunch of idiots singing songs terribly as if they were drunk
Today on Backseat and Booze we will sing Sweet home Alabama