skunk vomit

Snowy white stuff pouring from the vagina.

You have skunk vomit coming out of your vagina.

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ariel vomit

1)Air Vomit
2)When you vomit facing up
3)Having no friends

Earl: boo hoo, no one likes me.
Annie: ariel vomit! *pukes*
Edna: ...once again!

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Devil's Vomit

Delicious mixed drink that involves 2 shots of vodka mixed with orange juice and cream soda.

Greg: Dude, you are so fucked up right now!
Kenny: YOU THINK? I just had 5 glasses of Devil's Vomit in 10 minutes because it tastes so damn good.

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vomit comet

Any car where sitting in any seat other than the driver's seat makes you miserably ill, usually within minutes.

I always have to drive when I ride in our vomit comet. Otherwise, I will puke my brains out!

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Ghetto Vomit

This is what comes out of your boss' mouth (usually an African-American from the Pine Bluff, AR area) when they are giving you an entirely undeserved ass-chewing. Paying attention to what he is actually saying is optional, because even if you do listen, you won't understand it.

Yo, man, Johnson was spewing some ghetto vomit at me in his office this morning

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clam vomit

What robots dip their chicken strips in. It it preferred over motor oil.

chunky monkey: "Ewww, not motor oil. I thought you said clam vomit. Robots love it!"

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vomit bomb

When you miss the toilet bowl while vomiting and it splatters somewhere else.

"Man, I totally vomit bombed your bathroom floor. It looks like a Jackson Pollock in there! Sorry."

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