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a. Your momma - Your mother.
b. (and) them - everybody related to you; everybody related to your mother; any person closely associated with your mother; any neighbor of your mother within 5 blocks; anybody that attends your mother's church; anybody your mother knew from back in the day; two women named Joyce.
How's your momma and them?
We went ate by your momma and thems.
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An expression used when you see someone doing something so stupid that you can't believe their momma never taught them better.
Bob: Why is Max still trying to wear that grade school tee ball jersey? When he zips it up it looks like he's wearing a man girdle.
Greg: Damn Max, where yo momma at?
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A situation that happens in a single mothers life when she realizes:
1.) That she was looking for the wrong things in a man to begin with.
2.) The same game he used to knock her up with he's using on someone else who is just as fine or finer than you.
3.) Lack of child support plus one screaming child equals one pissed-off mom.
4.) That a nice car, long-hard dick and money does not make the perfect man.
5.) That she should sew up her vagina and hope "Mr. Right" is a single parent like she is.
6.) She can't party and change daipers at the same time.
See child support
Rachel thought Tyrone was the greatest man in the world! He was nice, he had and elephant-like penis, and he spent money on her constantly. After the baby dropped, and she couldn't lose the weight, the c-section scars or stretch marks. And Tyrone lost interest and decided to set up shop in new territory.
This lack of affection mixed with a screaming child caused Rachel to hate Tyrone with a pashion, causing serious baby momma drama.
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Jokes that are commonly used to dis both the victim of the joke and his/her momma such as Yo Momma's so fat, stupid, ugly, poor...and so on.
If watching your friends make them up isn't enough, there is a show on MTV called "Yo Yomma" where the best jokes win.
Here are examples of some classic yo momma jokes.
Yo Momma's so fat she saw a bus go bye and shouted, "stop that twinkie!"
Yo Momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo Momma's so poor that when her ciggarette went out she said, "Where did the heat go?"
Yo Momma's so fat she farted in the Gulf of Mexico and caused Hurricane Katrina.
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Detroit, Michigan.
Deriving from the city being labeled the "Murder Capitol", it is a term describing any city where because of broken homes, your chances of being a step parent is greater than catching AIDS.
It was hard for Stewart to find a soul mate he had alot in common with, because he lived in what America dubbed the "Baby Momma Capitol". As a result, he dates frequently outside of his ethnicity.
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A moto-momma is a Mom (not nessisarily a maternal mom) who can wrench, cook, load, endorse, feed, joke, hug, spank, cheer and take care of the entire race team to make them feel better. In all Moto genre's.
Mrs. Thomoson is one amazing moto-momma. We perform so much better knowing she's here taking care of the entire motorcycle race team.
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The best meal that Cracker Barrel has to offer. If you go to Cracker Barrel and don't order this, then you're missing out. Equally tasty at breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Comes with three large buttermilk pancakes, syrup, a side of bacon or sausage, and a side of eggs cooked just the way you like them.
Person 1: "Boy I sure do love Cracker Barrel. What are you gonna order?"
Person 2: "Isn't it obvious? Momma's Pancake Breakfast."
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