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A category of men who seem to be a hunky gentlemen full of good surprises, until you have a look at the inside and only end up in tears.
The guy she broke up with is one of those basket of onions guys.
Otherwise know as Onision. A shitty thin-skinned pedophile that preys on his fans. Somehow has children.
Person 1: "Do you know who Onision is?"
Person 2: "Yes I know who onion cuck is, dipshit. Fuck off."
When a girls tits are so bad they make you cry like an onion.
Alexia has a proper set of onion tits
Where a reader absentmindedly scrolls through their social media or news feed and encounters an article too strange or too sad to be real. The reader then reflexively reverses scroll direction to verify if the article is a piece of satire or authentic news.
Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Alex was prompted to Onion-take while scrolling Facebook, and found themselves horrified to learn that the article about competitive-eater Kobayashi being beaten by Chris Christie was posted by BBC News and not The Onion.
When you lose your shit over a trivial incident like ordering a cheeseburger with no onions, then you receive onions on the burger.
After that lady bumped into her cart at the grocery store, she went all cheeseburger no onion on her.
an alternative word for the anus
the other day i woke up and my girlfreind was bent over with her muddy onion showing so i couldnt resist sticking my cock in