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Fishing out the log you just dropped from the toilet. Find the nearest person and throw the shit like a 90 MPH fastball. It's only a strike if you hit the persons mouth.
I got so tired of this bitch running her mouth. I had to shut it so I decided to give her a Oral Hershiser. STRIKE!!!
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a girl who is superb at giving blow jobs. Or a guy who is awsome at mucking the barn. Also known as "eating out".
Bro, Emily is definitely orally fixiated. Get on that.
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watching two people have a long, rational talk about sexual intercourse
whenever i watch oral porn, my tongue gets an erection
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When a man does a handstand on top of a step stool making him that much taller, and receives a blowjob (Oral Sex) from a man or woman. His butt cheeks will also be massaged and played with.
Oh my god, Kirsten! I can't believe you actually gave him an oral giraffe! You're such a slut!
Lindsey! Give me an oral giraffe, please!
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Oral rape (past-tense orally raped) is commonly also known as "kiss rape." Oral rape is when person a decides it's a good idea to kiss person b, and person b unwillingly takes the kiss when he or she does not originally want the kiss.
Elizabeth: Oh shit...
Andrew: What?
Elizabeth: You see that guy over there in the orange?
Andrew: Yeah, what about him?
Elizabeth: He orally raped me last month.
Andrew: What do you mean by oral rape?
Elizabeth: He forced as kiss on me while we were waiting for the movie to start on a date last month.
Andrew: Oh, I see now. What a douchebag.
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its when someone sucks ur cock or eats u out! basically everything b4 sex besides kissing.
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After performing the chili dog, you then proceed to shove your erect feces covered man meat into her oral cavity thrusting at a medium pace. Bonus points will be rewarded upon pulling out and ejaculating in and around the mouth therefore producing a Oral Herschiser with mother fucking CHEESE!
After receiving an Oral Herschiser the night before Sally woke up with shitty breath.
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