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A outside boy is out in the streets. He doesn’t have a bed time. He just roams the world like it’s his play ground. From one party to the next. One girl to the next. One city to the next. He is outside! If you find a boy like this let him run wild. He can’t be tamed.
That boy can’t be tied down. He is an outside boy.
An Outside Burrito is one of those burritos that you get at a mexican restaurant 2 minutes before they close... They slap spoon fulls of bean juice, luke warm half cooked chicken, and whatever other musty day old toppings you get in a burrito, they wrap it half ass, then they tell you to “get the hell out” so you and your buddy stand outside in the rain, eating your grimey burritos on top of his car when one of you looks at the other as a slime of beans and rice slips out of the tortilla like hot snakes and says, “Now this... This is an Outside Burrito.”
Friend 1 - “Hey lets go pick up Yag from work and get some free food before they throw it out.”
Friend 2 - “Ahhhh yes... An Outside Burrito.”
An Outside Burrito is one of those burritos that you get at a mexican restaurant 2 minutes before they close... They slap spoon fulls of bean juice, luke warm half cooked chicken, and whatever other musty day old toppings you get in a burrito, they wrap it half ass, then they tell you to “get the hell out” so you and your buddy stand outside in the rain, eating your grimey burritos on top of his car when one of you looks at the other as a slime of beans and rice slips out of the tortilla like hot snakes and says, “Now this... This is an Outside Burrito.”
Friend 1 - “Hey lets go pick up Yag from work and get some free food before they throw it out.”
Friend 2 - “Ahhhh yes... An Outside Burrito.”
To either accept your girlfriend's refusal to allow anal sex or to find a creative way to get her to change her mind.
Chris: My girlfriend says she finds the thought of anal sex disgusting.
Stu: Looks like you're going to have to start thinking outside the dirtbox.
A way of describing that you want someone to fight you.
Often used by normies.
Person: Bro, why you talking shit?
Normie: CaTcH mE oUtSidE hOw BOuT dAt
An outside gay is the type of gay person that you wouldn’t know is gay at all. They dont talk about being gay unless its with someone they trust. They dont partake in the online lgbt politics. If you walked past one on the streets you wouldn’t know it at all. However they arent hiding their sexuality, they aren’t ashamed of it. They’re sexually is just a part of who they are not their defining characteristic.
Did you hear that Derek was gay? I had no idea!
Well yeah, he’s just an outside gay. It’s not a big deal to him.
One of the most common ways to beat a hockey defenseman on the way to the net.
You dangle (deceive) the d-man into thinking your going to blow by him outside, when he sets his feet to angle himself towards you, a good dangler will put the put from the outside to the inside while either jumping or shifting his body so that the outcome is the defenseman now on the outside and the shooter in prime position to deke or shoot on the goalie.
Patty dangles was screaming down the right wing, the senators d man got out of his backwards skating and skated forward towards the puck when Patty dangles put the puck through the D's legs on the outside inside move before shelfing on the goalie who was way out of position.
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