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When you swallow cum and chase it with a lime
Stephanie didn't like the taste of cum so she tried a Mexican oyster.
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Cow testicals. In some cultures, people eat cow testicals and they are considered a delicacy
Tom: "MMM, these prairie oysters are good."
Jerry: "I can't be your friend if you eat cow testicals."
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strange coincidence when you and another person are thinking of the same thing at the same time.
Jane: "You know what would be really good right now?"
Jane & Emily (In Unison): "Apple Pie Ice Cream."
Jane & Emily (Looking at each other and in unison): "Oyster Crackers!"
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it's what you get when all you do is eat seafood and smelly filthy minge all your life
"you're mum breathed on me the other day she has the worst case of oyster breath in the world"
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felatio with a twist.... the person eating you out has a mouth full of egg salad
oh god, my man gave me and oyster muff last night, i never knew egg salad could be so good.
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When your ass smells like an oyster, and you can not remove the odor no matter how hard you try. Which really sucky wucky :c
Mike Oxlong has insane oyster ass syndrome that he wishes he could fix
The notorious neighborhood gay biker bar in the Police Academy movies. Known for its rough crowd and famous waltz "El Bimbo" by Bimbo Jet
Cadat Barbara: Is there a party this weekend?
Cadat Mahoney: Yeah. Of course there is. Do you want to come?
Cadat Barbara: No I can't. Ahhh. I just need to know where it is. Sorry to be asking.
Cadat Mahoney: Then why are you asking?
Cadat Barbara: Some people want to know.
Cadat Mahoney: OK. Yeah. It's no big secret. It's at the Blue Oyster Bar on Howell
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