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A vehicle that has almost every type of violation (i.e. out headlight(s), no plates, expired tags, cracked windshield etc.) to the point where a police officer has to think what he wants to pull it over with. This vehicle usually has no insurance.
Definition of PC: Probable cause, defined as: law reasonable grounds for holding a belief, esp such as will justify bringing legal proceedings against a person or will constitute a defence to a charge of malicious prosecution
***Officer observes a vehicle that has an out taillight, no plates, cracked windshield and it is missing its left mirror AND it looked like it got in 100 finder-binders.***
Officer: "There are so many to choose! Which one? Definitely Rollin' PC"
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PC's = piece of shit thats about as useful as a cabbage! Really shit and has unnesasary pop-ups and the most annoying paper clip that ALWAYS says "hey, it looks like you're writing a letter, would you like help?"! - how annoying!
PC's crash all the fucking time, and are about as quiet as a JCB ploughing the farmers fields - not to mention how shit they look!!
Mac's = The dream machine, alot more stylish that your average PC and has use for it other than playing shitty PC games like Duke Newcome or Half Life!
the Mac actually doesn't crash all the fuckin time and is alot easier to use. Whats the point in have a "Start menu" on a PC when you can have the most stylish "Dock" on the Mac!
All you PC geeks out there - get a Mac and you won't regret it!
the winner is - The Mac
PC user: "fuck man my PC's just crashed again......oh its on now but it has green glitches on it!!! huh? "
Mac user: "man this is so stylish and easy to use, i'll never go back to the PC....NEVER! this motherfuker doesn't crash all the time! runs like a dream!
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What the fuck does that mean?
Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?
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A holy and perfect confectionery delight made in the Elysian Fields by the One True God, where it is then magicked down to Golden Crust Pizza on Smith Street in North Providence, Rhode Island. The soft, expertly baked bread holds upon it the ultimate mixture the likes of which your uneducated palate has never before bared witness to. As you take a bite you are greeted like an old friend by the tender delicious steak. As you chew you realize that not only is there cheese, but blue cheese as well. Why blue cheese you ask yourself. And then it hits you. Yes, that is buffalo chicken you taste, for God has smiled upon you today.
WARNING
If you are not mentally, spiritually, and physically prepared for the sheer deliciousity your mouth has been confronted with, your heart may cave in and your head may explode.
"Dude what the fuck is that thing?"
"A PC Steak Sub, try it man"
"Damn that thing is good...but my heart hurts now..."
Gamers who invest time and money into their personal computer and use it as their main gaming platform with the graphic settings cranked up to maximum. Unlike the dirty console peasants, members of the glorious PC gaming master race have the freedom to upgrade their hardware, overclock, modify their game files, and play games at a level of quality unobtainable on consoles.
While anyone can go out and buy a powerful gaming computer which comes pre-assembled, many purists will argue that the money saved and experience gained from building a computer yourself is what actually makes someone a member of the PC master race.
Ryan: Did you hear Dave just built a $2,000 gaming computer?
Jeff: Yeah, he threw away his Xbox and has been playing Spreadsheet Simulator 3 for a week straight.
Ryan: He has truly become a member of the PC master race.
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a phrase used by Kevin DuBrow of the band Quiet Riot during a show in Columbus, Ohio in 2000 to refer with a sneer to the previous decade. He apparently had hope for the 21st century. Unfortunately, that hope so far has been dashed.
The TV, the clothing styles, the hairstyles, the movies, the music, the politics, the economy, all the major trends of today suck out the ass. The decline of cool started during the fucking PC 90s.
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The funniest debate to read and talk about cause uber 1337 nerds get all worked up.
BOB: Did you hear about the Mac vs PC debate?
BILL: No.
BOB: Good, cause its not worth the time to talk about it!
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