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Oldish man, rides a bike to school with a flashy reflector on it. Makes fun of everyone, gets made fun of. Needs a haircut.
"Did you see Sampson riding his bike to school this morning?"
"No, but I saw some weirdo with a flashy reflector, he really needed a haircut too."
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The leetest mother fucker in the world. He owns your ass.
Bill: Dood, I saw Phil before. He is one leet mother fucker.
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"Phil Cochrane" is derived from the root name for the ancient chinese warrior: Ching Chang Chung. Any individual with this name will possess astonishing cat-like reflexes and ninja skills. Beware of frequent flatulents and offensive olfactory smells.
Phil Cochrane has ninja skills.
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A TSA agent that enjoys his work a little too much. Sounds like, Feel-My-Crack-in. Relative of Pat McGroin's.
I got reamed by Phil McCraken and his brother Pat McGroin at the airport this morning.
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A fat retard that is owned by oprah. He sounds like Mr.Macky from south park mmmmm k. This BUM was found in the back woods of insestville banging sheep while telling them to share their feelings. Has no clue about life or the fact his so called wife is bangin their son Jay that is not his son but his daddys. Likes gay porn and drinkin beer. on the top 10 list of most likely to die from std's.
Sucks oprah's dick to stay on the air.
Did you see dr. phil suck oprahs dick today?
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When you are having anal sex with your partner, before climax, you put a hampster/gerbal into the ass and continue with the sex. If you are still able to climax, there will be six more weeks of winter!
Jerry was with Meadow last night and it was wild. She's so freaky, she asked him for a Punxsutawney Phil.
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the most bombdiggidy bio teacher ever. often in bad moods. likes to not clean fish tanks. answers my awkward questions that amuse the rest of the class. killed fuzzy the hamster, maybe.
me - "mr. connor if semen is made with sugar then why do my friends say it tastes salty?"
phil connor - *gives weird look*
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