half-priced weed

1)half priced LIRR tickets
2)bad weed

I got half-priced weed for next week's trip.

I had some half-priced weed that made my throat burn.

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Paid the iron price

The nudity and sex scenes up and coming actors & actresses are required to do in Game of Thrones before becoming more established.

Khaleesi paid the iron price so often in Season 1, she hardly needs to get naked again for the rest of the show.

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Roll Back Prices

A special occasion when someone purchases rolls, ecstasy pills, at a great value.

"Dude! I got uber Roll Back Prices today!"
"Really, how Back where they?"
"Singlestacks for $10 each!"

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Gas Price Pussy

Someone who constantly complains about the rising prices of gas under the current administration. This person blames (without proof) the president for the rising gas prices. They don’t realize that the president’s policies over the economy will have little to no change on gas prices, that’s the “free” market at work.

Even though John drives a big gas guzzling Ford truck that gets 10mpg, he still is a gas price pussy when the cost of gas goes up 20 cents per gallon.

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price drop tv

only the best tv channel in the world!!
program that sells shit for very low prices 24/7

mee: "hey dudes im watching price drop tv"
rach: "did u see that monkey shaped footon they wer selling yesterday for 67p?"
mee; "yeh i bought 47 of them!"

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Putin price hike

Nonsense excuse made up by Joe Biden to cover for the inflation caused by his policies. Also see: Gaslighting.

Inflation started after Biden was inaugurated in January 2021, which was over a year before the Russian invasion of Ukraine, yet we're supposed to believe this is the Putin price hike?

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The price of tea in China

Response to what's up. Alternative expression is "hard dicks and helicopters"

Person 1: "what's up"
Person 2: "the price of tea in China"

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