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Kennedy Morky discharge parade

Named after the famous 12th century Arab slaughtered by his family for 'arsing', this is the scene when someone has diarrhoea as they are running, which leads to feacal momentum spray.

In Bangkok I got gastro and ended up giving the hostel guests a free Kennedy Morky discharge parade.

by Zonal K August 21, 2019


Straight Pride parade

a traffic jam

Person 1: You are so late for work! Where are you?
Person 2: Sorry Boss, I am stuck in a straight pride parade!!
Person 1: Oh dear… You poor thing

by Tobias Octagon July 20, 2022

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Russian gay pride parade

Russian Gay Pride Parade -when the fireworks you hear are actually gun shots and the shrieks are people screaming and not the whistle of the firework

Aron-Hey man did you see the show last night?
Bill-yeah it turned to an absolute Russian gay pride parade

by Monstermachine863 October 30, 2018

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


i got laid parade

The act of " the walk of shame" but not feeling shameful at all

Guy: see that girl her heels are in her hand and her dress is too tight I bet she's doing the walk of shame

Guys friend : nah bro she's smiling this is her " I got laid parade ":)

by Cutiecrossbones November 23, 2015

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


One person crazy parade

Noun
1. A person who is so crazy that they cause a spectacle and get people watching.
2. A person who is crazy to the point that they get followers who think the craziness is esoteric.

Concept comes from a person screaming and yelling loudly through public streets to the point that people line up along the sides of the road to watch for entertainment purposes.

My friend is so passionate about social injustice, she's a one person crazy parade.

When my friend realized that the restaurant obtained their bread from factory bakeries, he turned into a one person crazy parade. Fortunately I caught it on video. Viral-video famedom here I come.

by MadMatter007 September 10, 2014

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Puerto Rican Day Parade

Montgomery Brogan's least favorite parade.

"Worst parade in the fucking city", said Montgomery Brogan of the Puerto Rican day parade, to himself in the mirror right after the Enron assholes and right before the Dom-in-i-cans.

by nyc14gauge1 July 25, 2008

23πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


never-ending shit parade

Never-ending shit parade; never-ending parade of shit. 1. A string of bad luck; 2. The ceaseless onslaught of other people's BS, thoughtlessly transferred to or otherwise imposed on you.
3. The merciless bombardment of unnecessary, trivial, and/or menial tasks, responsibilities or obligations- often in reference to one's work or financial encumbrances- which prevent one from ever acheiving success, progress or personal growth.

"I've been trying to get out of debt, but then I got laid off from work, my kid needed braces, the car broke down and now the bank wants to foreclose. Its like there's this never-ending shit parade preventing me from ever getting ahead!

by seventhson June 22, 2010

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž