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A person that swallows "the paste" when performing fellatio
So she's not the cutest but hey, she's a real paste-eater.
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An MMORPG you no longer play.
(Taken from past life)
"You may have met me in a past game"
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The splattered oily residue left behind after a moist fart, often occuring after a very loose shit. This leads to Chad and might smear further until reaching the Taint or Gooch. Itching and burning may follow soon after, and even sooner after that, a skid mark will occur.
Girl: Dude, my taint is itching like MAD!
Girl2: What happened? Did your bike seat ride too high?
Girl: No, I had a pretty nasty fart before I got on my bike and I think it left a FART PASTE that's kinda spread around my ass and taint and now it itches!
Girl2: *Dies*
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A sorry weak skinny boy that is milky in color.
Dang mug, you’re a shife paste. I’m surrounded by shife pastes. That shife paste caint lift that 2x4. I bet that shife paste takes it in the butt.
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The act of using a fork and knife to eat your food.
'Cut' refers to the act of cutting your food with a knife and 'paste' refers to the act of putting the food in your mouth.
Instead of using my hands, I cut and paste my pizza.
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Bringing up someones past mistakes from years ago when they have made an effort to change their ways.
Gary: I heard Pete became a qualified teacher.
Phill: Seriously!? Didn't he used to steal from shops when he was younger and got arrested a few times?
Pete: Oi knock it off with your past shaming! Those happened years ago and now I have changed my ways!
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Rebekah Paste is the baddest bish you'll ever meet. She May be pale and white but she'll steal your man so quick with her bucket and forehead fetish.
" Did you see Rebekah Paste just steal Vroom Vroom away from Linda."
"Yeah she's such a Lisili Malum"
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