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The act of eating a large amount of boxed pasta and jarred sauce in a large group in an effort to save both time and money. Great for a family or group outing in the mountains. Strongly disliked by men on their period and lovers of frozen meals.
"Tom does not like group pasta and instead prefers classy frozen dinners for one."
(n): a lesbian that turns a straight girl gay like spaghetti; it's straight till it gets wet
Dude, she's a pasta maker. That was girl was straight till she got a her wet, just like spaghetti.
When a guy with a Jacob’s ladder piercing puts wet spaghetti noodles in place of the barbells, fucks a girl on her period, then gets a blowjob.
Dude I dropped acid with my girlfriend last night and then she gave me a pasta dinner, absolutely life changing!
Refers to a kind of house style seen across most Australian cities, named for their Italian style and the Italian people who built them.
Can be described in simple terms as "Tuscan or Mediterranean Villa" style, most likely constructed during 70s and 80s but many remain to this day. Will always be of brick and tile construction, occasionally have stucco cladding, make frequent use of arches and can be one or two storeys tall. Some of the more lavish designs will have Roman style columns, porticoes and concrete statues. Often have satellite dishes and may even have ceramic tiling on balconies and patios, are divided into many small rooms inside.
Estate agent: the next house is a Mediterranean style villa with a lot of charm.
Client (looking at photos): I wouldn't mind living in a pasta palace.
somebody who has a finger and a thumb and is found dead
"Somebody once told me, hands off my macaroni. Milwaukee Pasta Bandit found deaaaad." -News
when you pull up to the function with a joint full of spaghettiiiiiï
"bro let me smoke some of that rigattoni! you've got the best weed pasta in the land i wanna slurp that noodle till you penis bong mmh yeah oughthgh"
When you have a dream that is you doing something boring/banal that you would do in real life, like cooking pasta.
Kate: last night I dreamt that I was flying on a broom and I flew to the moon. I could see the atmosphere around earth! It was flippin' amazing.
Phil: I never have any interesting dreams. I just get pasta dreams. Last night I dreamt that I was mopping my floor. Then I woke up and had to do more chores.
Kate: That's rough, Buddy.