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When a crumbus grumbuses the crangus up.
Oh boy, I sure did a lot of Kobe Pasta yesterday...
Pasta kitties is a group of people created by a person named Jess she created this group as a joke wich then had a war with Twinkie dogs and then that war stopped pasta kitties are actually cats with pasta hair meatball ears and pasta tails
Jess: WHATS UP MY PASTA KITTIES
us: WOOO HOO THE LEADER HAS ARRIVED
Tony Tomato's group of misfit friends. His girlfriend, Elise, the douche pad. As well as his best buddy, Car, the cock.
"Those crazy pasta pals are always helping tony out when he gets those damned chubrock things. It really is too bad that the novelty of attaching a dildo to a food service mascot isn't present when the mascots are already sexual in nature. I mean come on, she is a douche pad and he is a cock."
somebody who has a finger and a thumb and is found dead
"Somebody once told me, hands off my macaroni. Milwaukee Pasta Bandit found deaaaad." -News
when you pull up to the function with a joint full of spaghettiiiiiï
"bro let me smoke some of that rigattoni! you've got the best weed pasta in the land i wanna slurp that noodle till you penis bong mmh yeah oughthgh"
Refers to a kind of house style seen across most Australian cities, named for their Italian style and the Italian people who built them.
Can be described in simple terms as "Tuscan or Mediterranean Villa" style, most likely constructed during 70s and 80s but many remain to this day. Will always be of brick and tile construction, occasionally have stucco cladding, make frequent use of arches and can be one or two storeys tall. Some of the more lavish designs will have Roman style columns, porticoes and concrete statues. Often have satellite dishes and may even have ceramic tiling on balconies and patios, are divided into many small rooms inside.
Estate agent: the next house is a Mediterranean style villa with a lot of charm.
Client (looking at photos): I wouldn't mind living in a pasta palace.
What happens at a pastabilities party when you eat to much pasta.
Person 1: Yo dude pastabilities last night was so good. I got so pasta crunk this girl wanted to get with me.
Person 2: I was so pasta crunk i get hit on by a fat guy!